Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Ashley A to Z [Revised]

Aashley - Ashley whenever Malcolm is talking about her.
Bashley - Ashley whenever she is in the mood to party.
Cashley - Ashley whenever she needs to loan Jamie and Ryan money because they can't find an ATM.
Dashley - Ashley whenever she is running up that hill.
Eashley - Ashley whenever she is on e.
Fashley - Ashley whenever she becomes a dictator.
Gashley - Ashley whenever she's listening to emo music.
Hashley - Ashley whenever she is in Amsterdam.
Iashley - Ashley whenever she tries to talk in 3rd and 1st person at the same time.
Jashley - Ashley whenever she's being a jag.
Kashley - Ashley whenever she eats Dutch cheese.
Lashley - Ashley whenever she is makes biting remarks.
Mashley - Ashley whenever she cooks potatoes.
Nashley - Ashley whenever she is the country music mood.
Oashley - Ashley whenever she is on a boat. [pronounced Ocealy]
Pashley - Ashley whenever she is being pernicious.
Quashley - Ashley whenever she is hunting quail.
Rashley - Ashley whenever she is staying at the GetLucky.
Stashley - Ashley whenever she is growing a pirate mustache.
Trashley - Ashley whenever she is in Belgium. [see also: Smashley]
****Trashley - Ashley when ever she is talking like she normally does. ["Fucking fuck."]
Unashley - Ashley whenever she is not herself.
Vashley -  Ashley whenever she is making dirty jokes.
Washley - Ashley whenever she is feeling down.
aXashley - Ashley whenever she is talking to Youngkuk
Yeashley - Ashley whenever she is being agreeable.
Zashley - Ashley whenever she is dissing on Zaha.

a joint effort


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